• Me with no money: I want everything
  • Me with money: what do I buy
  • Person: You any closer to finding yourself a husband yet?
  • Me: Are you any closer in buying yourself a Harley Davidson yet?
  • Person: What? I don’t want a Harley. I have never expressed that I ever had wanted one.
  • Me: Well, I don’t remember expressing that I ever wanted a husband either, but her we are, asking each other anyway.
"If someone wants you in their life, they’ll make room for you. You shouldn’t have to fight for a spot. Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks your worth."
—

Unknown (via deathen)

something I had to learn.

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Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name…

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my saturday was going pretty well until i realized it was sunday

Sir Bobby Charlton - 60 years as a Red

“This trophy is for the fans, for the players, for the staff, for every single one of them. The one thing that I really like is that it’s made so many people so happy.”
- Robin van Persie.